- Out of Order – a farcee by Ray Cooney19 April 2012
If there is one form of theatre guaranteed to delight audiences of all ages, all tastes and all nationalities, then it must be the “Great British Farce” ? Our hotel together with the British Theatre Playhouse are presenting “Out of Order“, a farce by Ray Cooney, winner of the Laurence Olivier Award in London’s West End this April 19 2012. Showing for the first time in Kuala Lumpur at the hotel’s Grand Ballroom, the tickets are priced at RM265++ per person (tier-1) and RM245++ per person (tier-2) inclusive of pre-event drinks with canapes, a 3-course dinner, show and souvenir programme. “Out of Order” enjoyed a long run in London’s West End at the Shaftesbury Theatre and became one of Ray Cooney’s most successful plays, performed around the world in many languages. Proof of its class and pedigree came when the play was awarded the prestigious Laurence Olivier Award as Best New Comedy.
Ray Cooney:
If there is one contemporary playwright who simply excels in the art of writing the Great British Farce, then it must be Ray Cooney. “Run for Your Wife”, “Funny Money”, “One for the Pot”, “Not Now Darling”, “Two Into One’, are just a few of the astonishing number of seventeen farces Ray has presented in London’s West End, with huge success.
Synopsis:
The play is about a typical day in life of a suave and successful man and a Junior Minister in the Lib-Con coalition Government, which is what the hero, Richard Willey is. The storyline is simple, can the hero and his beautiful mistress, Miss Jane Worthington, an attractive young lady who works as a secretary to the leader of the Opposition, get away with spending a naughty night in a smart London hotel in the company of a dead body hanging out of their room window without anyone knowing? Who will find them out? Will it be Mrs Willey or Mr. Worthington or the Hotel’s Manager? The action of the play takes place in Suite 648 of the Westminister Hotel, London.
Director and full British Cast:
The play will be directed by David Warwick, one of UK’s most talented comedy directors and “Out of Order “will be his fourth production for British Theatre Playhouse, following How The Other Half Loves (2004) Funny Money (2005) and the award-nominated Private Lives (2006). For more details on the director and full British Cast, please click here.
Show Programme for 19 April
7pm: Pre event drinks & canapés
7.30pm: Dinner
9pm: Show starts
11pm: Ends
Dresscode: Elegant – Dressing to Dine!
Win! A pair of tickets to “Out of Order” inclusive of a night’s stay at DoubleTree by Hilton Kuala Lumpur
Answer the two questions below and share with us your funniest comedy moment to win a pair of tickets (worth RM245++ per ticket ) inclusive of one night’s stay at our Deluxe Room.
1) Name the award won by “Out of Order” at the Laurence Olivier Award?
2) Tell us the name of the actress who plays the “Jane Worthington”?
Share with us your funniest comedy moment in less than 150 words.
Contest closes on 4 April 2012. Winner will be announced on 6 April 2012.
To enter, use the blog post’s comment field to submit your answer and share your funniest comedy moment. This is a moderated blog, kindly alllow us 24 hours for your entry to be published. Please click here to read contest terms & conditions.
The Winner for the ‘Out of Order’ Contest is Wong Siew Lee
*Kindly email us your particulars-name, IC number and HP numbers at KULDT_Marcom@hilton.com by 9th April 2012.
Press Reviews/ Exclusive Interviews
8 March: The Star Dyfunctional Mayhem
14 March: New Straits Times, British Farce at its Best
Gleefully funny play” – The Guardian
“It made me laugh more than any comedy I have seen in the West End” – Evening Standard
“Funny, I couldn’t help laughing” – Daily Mail
“Cooney has not lost his touch” – The Sunday Times
How to purchase tickets
To purchase tickets, corporate bookings or for more information on “Out of Order”, please call Benjamin Teh (Benjamin.Teh@hilton.com) / Sharon Kaur (Sharon.Kaur2@hilton.com) from our Catering & Events team at +603 2172 7272. Click here to view the floor plan.
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1) Name the award won by “Out of Order” at the Laurence Olivier Award?
Laurence Olivier Award in London’s West End
2) Tell us the name of the actress who plays the “Jane Worthington”?
Debbie Coffee
Share with us your funniest comedy moment in less than 150 words.
I’m very intelligent. I was explaining to a friend on how the gravity works. Next thing I knew….
I’ve tripped over my feet and kaboom. Face on floor. Ouch!
Forgot what I wanted to say next… BUT MY BIGGEST was forgetting to breathe.. I’m having panic attack at that moment but become the laughing item for the rest of the day! Sad~
1) Name the award won by “Out of Order” at the Laurence Olivier Award?
–> Laurence Olivier Award in London’s West
2) Tell us the name of the actress who plays the “Jane Worthington”?
–> Jolana Lee
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Funniest Comedy Moment
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Nadia was a prostitute, but she didn’t want her grandma to know. One day, the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a sex party in a hotel, and Nadia was among them. The police took them outside and had all the prostitutes lined up along the driveway when suddenly, Nadia’s grandma came around the corner.
Grandma asked, “Why are you standing in line here, Nadia?” Nadia told her grandmother that the policemen were there passing out free oranges and she was just lining up for some.”That’s awfully nice of them. I think I’ll get some for myself”, and she proceeded to the back of the line.
When police got to Grandma, he was bewildered and exclaimed, “Wow, still going at it at your age? How do you do it? Grandma replied, “Oh, it’s easy, dear. I just take my dentures out, rip the skin back and suck them dry.”
Stay Cheers and Happy. ^.^
1) Name the award won by “Out of Order” at the Laurence Olivier Award?
Best New Comedy
2) Tell us the name of the actress who plays the “Jane Worthington”?
Jolana Lee
Share with us your funniest comedy moment in less than 150 words.
Some years back, I was challenged to an green tea ice cream eating contest. Little did I know, the ice cream was actually wasabi. When I ate it, I wanted to die. I’m still phobic about green tea ice cream but my friends had a wonderful laugh about it.
1) Name the award won by “Out of Order” at the Laurence Olivier Award?
Laurence Olivier Award in London’s West End
2) Tell us the name of the actress who plays the “Jane Worthington”?
Jolana Lee
Share with us your funniest comedy moment in less than 150 words.
That day, I had my stomachache and keep on releasing “gas”. After work, I went into the lift with some of my colleagues and my husband as well. Not sure why, the lift for that day went down very slow, from level 18 to G floor. I am trying to hold my “gas” out.
When the lift came down to level 5, I thought I can “hold” it. But suddenly, sound: putps… Oh my god. Not only the fart sound, the taste was coming after that.
Everyone looking at me. I cannot do anything except pretending. Pretend it is not me. A voice out: “I’m sorry, it was me. I’m not feeling well and diarrhea”.
Thanks to my husband who save me whenever I need. It was embarrassing farting in front of your colleagues. Haha…
1) Name the award won by “Out of Order” at the Laurence Olivier Award?
–> Best New Comedy
2) Tell us the name of the actress who plays the “Jane Worthington”?
–> Jolana Lee
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Funniest Comedy Moment
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Nadia was a prostitute, but she didn’t want her grandma to know. One day, the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a sex party in a hotel, and Nadia was among them. The police took them outside and had all the prostitutes lined up along the driveway when suddenly, Nadia’s grandma came around the corner.
Grandma asked, “Why are you standing in line here, Nadia?” Nadia told her grandmother that the policemen were there passing out free oranges and she was just lining up for some.”That’s awfully nice of them. I think I’ll get some for myself”, and she proceeded to the back of the line.
When police got to Grandma, he was bewildered and exclaimed, “Wow, still going at it at your age? How do you do it? Grandma replied, “Oh, it’s easy, dear. I just take my dentures out, rip the skin back and suck them dry.”
Stay Cheers and Happy. ^.^
1) Name the award won by “Out of Order” at the Laurence Olivier Award?
-Best New Comedy
2) Tell us the name of the actress who plays the “Jane Worthington”?
-Jolana Lee
Funnist Comedy Moment
There was one day where one of my nostrils became completely blocked. During lunch time, I went out to my car to dig into my nose because i was feeling so uncomfortable. When I finished, I held up the cornflake sized nose faeces in victory.Then i felt someone was looking at me…when i turned it was too late.It was my boss in a car opposite me, shooting me a horrified look which i will NEVER forget.After that,i became the laughing stock of the office for one ENTIRE MONTH!everywhere i go there will be people looking and whispering bout me.EVEN TILL TODAY,i dont dare to look into my boss face.haha..
ever since then,never am i gonna dig my nose in public again…
Dear Doubletree,
Question
1) Name the award won by “Out of Order” at the Laurence Olivier Award?
–> Best New Comedy
2) Tell us the name of the actress who plays the “Jane Worthington”?
–> Jolana Lee
Share with us your funniest comedy moment in less than 150 words.
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his cell phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator, “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies, “Take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
1) Name the award won by “Out of Order” at the Laurence Olivier Award?
-Best New Comedy
2) Tell us the name of the actress who plays the “Jane Worthington”?
-Jolana Lee
Funnist Comedy Moment
Ali, me, and Muthu were at a convention together and were sharing a large suite on the top of a 90 storey sky scraper at an overseas prestigious hotel.
After a long day of meetings we were shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel were broken and we would have to climb 90 storey of stairs to get to our room. Ali said to me and Muthu, let’s break the monotony of this unpleasant task by concentrating on something interesting. I’ll tell jokes for 30 storeys, and you can sing songs for another 30 storeys, and Muthu can tell sad stories the rest of the way. At the 31st floor Ali stopped telling jokes and I began to sing. At the 61st floor, I had stopped singing and Muthu began to tell sad stories. “I will tell my saddest story first,” he said. “I left the room key in the car!
1) Name the award won by “Out of Order” at the Laurence Olivier Award?
-Best New Comedy
2) Tell us the name of the actress who plays the “Jane Worthington”?
Jolana Lee
Share with us your funniest comedy moment in less than 150 words.
That day, I had my stomachache and keep on releasing “gas”. After work, I went into the lift with some of my colleagues and my husband as well. Not sure why, the lift for that day went down very slow, from level 18 to G floor. I am trying to hold my “gas” out.
When the lift came down to level 5, I thought I can “hold” it. But suddenly, sound: putps… Oh my god. Not only the fart sound, the taste was coming after that.
Everyone looking at me. I cannot do anything except pretending. Pretend it is not me. A voice out: “I’m sorry, it was me. I’m not feeling well and diarrhea”.
Thanks to my husband who save me whenever I need. It was embarrassing farting in front of your colleagues. Haha…
Dear Doubletree,
Question
1) Name the award won by “Out of Order” at the Laurence Olivier Award?
-Best New Comedy
2) Tell us the name of the actress who plays the “Jane Worthington”?
-Jolana Lee
Funniest Comedy(:
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her to pull over.
When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly commanded to the blonde, “Stand in that circle and DON’T MOVE!”.
He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats. When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face, so he said, “Oh you think that’s funny? Watch this!” He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her car. When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face. He is getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and slices all her tires. Now she’s laughing. The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets a can of gas, pours it on her car and sets it on fire. He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is about to fall down.
“What’s so funny?” the truck driver asked the blonde.
She replied, “Every time you weren’t looking, I stepped outside the circle!”
cheers:D
1) Name the award won by “Out of Order” at the Laurence Olivier Award?
- Best New Comedy 1991
2) Tell us the name of the actress who plays the “Jane Worthington”?
- Jolana Lee
After SRP exams in 1987, 20 of us schoolmates took the bus e down to PD for a BBQ weekend. After enjoying ourselves setting up the BBQ and having fun, we decided to pile in one room and trade ghost stories. We started out with some light-hearted ones and slowly progressed to the more serious ones. Suddenly during a tense moment, my friend and I yelled “Guai Ar!” (Ghost! in Cantonese) Everyone who was sitting on the bed literally jumped up and caused the whole bed to collapse upon landing!! Needless to say those of us sitting on the floor were laughing our hearts out watching them scramble up from the ‘ruins’! Nevertheless they got their ‘revenge’ by tying us up and “decorating” our individual faces and bodies with ketchup, chili sauce, eggs and flour!!
Dear Doubletree,
Question
1) Name the award won by “Out of Order” at the Laurence Olivier Award?
-Best New Comedy
2) Tell us the name of the actress who plays the “Jane Worthington”?
-Jolana Lee
Funniest Comedy(:
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her to pull over.
When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly commanded to the blonde, “Stand in that circle and DON’T MOVE!”.
He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats. When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face, so he said, “Oh you think that’s funny? Watch this!” He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her car. When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face. He is getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and slices all her tires. Now she’s laughing. The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets a can of gas, pours it on her car and sets it on fire. He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is about to fall down.
“What’s so funny?” the truck driver asked the blonde.
She replied, “Every time you weren’t looking, I stepped outside the circle!”
cheers:D
Q1) Name the award won by “Out of Order” at the Laurence Olivier Award?
Answer: Laurence Olivier Award in London’s West End
Q2) Tell us the name of the actress who plays the “Jane Worthington”?
Answer: Jolana Lee
Funniest Comedy Moment:
Two old ladies are in a restaurant. One complains, “You know, the food here is just terrible.” The other shakes her head and adds, “And such small portions.”
1) Name the award won by “Out of Order” at the Laurence Olivier Award?
- Laurence Olivier Award as Best New Comedy
2) Tell us the name of the actress who plays the “Jane Worthington”?
- Jolana Lee
During a BBQ at friend’s house, he happen to have karaoke system at home, so some would dine beside the fire, some flirting, while some singing. There was this guy sitting quietly by the side of a group of people singing and was invited to sing a song or so.
Initially he was reluctant and reject the offer by saying “I suck at singing” but after a few minute of persuading he took the mic and sang few song continuously.
Guess what, we all regretted asking as it really hurt the ear but tickle our heart.
1) Name the award won by “Out of Order” at the Laurence Olivier Award?
-Best New Comedy
2) Tell us the name of the actress who plays the “Jane Worthington”?
-Jolana Lee
Share with us your funniest comedy moment in less than 150 words.
It has to be at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival; attending shows by greatest stand-up comedian from all over the world. One of the unforgettable performance was definitely by Ross Noble; famous for his quotes like *On the Queen’s Jubilee celebrations in London* “They could have just had a massive pile of burning tyres and more people would have turned up. Especially if they put S Club 7 on the top of it”. I’ll always get the weird stares especially when i reminded by his jokes in such an unexpected places as the public toilets. Heard that Harith Iskander will be performing there as well this year.
1. Best New Comedy (1991)
2. Jolana Lee
There is one epic funny moment presented by my mum.(Sorry mum…XD)
Mum is a very sparing person. She will finished up all the leftover food as the supper and clean everything before she go to bed.
One night, as usual, she was prepared her supper with the dinner leftover “kangkung belachan”. After she scooped all the vegetables include the gravy into her plate, she moved the dirty dish to the sink. Then, she walked out from the kitchen to the dining hall with the plate of rice and “kangkung belachan” prepared to eat.
As she walked out, she saw some “gravy” spots on the floor. She wiped up the “gravy” with her hands,and mixed it with her rice. By the time she started chewing, she tasted differently, but she kept to herself.
Then, father walked in to the scene with a mop. My mum stared at my father and asked why is he carrying the mop.
Father: Oh, the garbage emitted bad smell, I just thrown it. See all the liquids came out from the rubbish, yish……
Poor mom, brother and I laughed till we burst while mom puzzled!
1)Name the award won by “Out of Order” at the Laurence Olivier Award?
Best New Comedy
2) Tell us the name of the actress who plays the “Jane Worthington”?
Jolana Lee
Share with us your funniest comedy moment in less than 150 words.
I’m a lecturer teaching IT subject.
This embarrassing rather than hilarious incident happened a couple of months ago.
It was a busy day for me so I had to skip breakfast and lunch.
In the last class, I felt so exhausted. No energy at all. But I was trying my very best to teach as usual. Topic for that day was about storage. So terms like optical disc, hard disk, floppy and USB are used and written regularly.
Everything was fine until I saw a few female students smiling at me. I just ignore them.
Then I saw a few male students laughing silently. They even tried to cover their laughing faces behind the textbook.
Then, try to look cool, I looked back at the white board and continue teaching when suddenly I saw something.
Instead of hard disk,
I wrote clearly on the whiteboard…
the word HARD DICK.
1) Name the award won by “Out of Order” at the Laurence Olivier Award?
- Laurence Olivier Award as Best New Comedy
2) Tell us the name of the actress who plays the “Jane Worthington”?
- Jolana Lee
Share with us your funniest comedy moment in less than 150 words.
5 years back..i was renting a room in this Malay lady house who only know how to speak Malay…
One day,one of the tenant move out..then the lady ask me to write a cardboard for “ROOM TO LET”..
the following day..a white man came,hoping to see the room…but the man only speak English…i was not at home at that time…
Then the man ask the lady bout the room by pointing at the cardboard…so the lady know and said “oooo..mau sewa bilik??ok ok..ikut saya…(ooo..u wanna rent the room..okok follow me)
then the man saw the room and said okok..i will take this room…the lady heard okay and knew that the guy wanted the room and wanted to ask for deposit…
so the lady said “duit”,”duit”…(money…money)the white man replied..”DO IT??!NOWW!!???”
then the lady said yaya..then the white man started to strip then the lady in shock quickly yell “TTOOOOLLOOONNNGGGG”!!!
then the white man replied nono..it not tooo long…only 6 inches….
hahahahahahahha…as i was entering the house i heard all the screaming and quickly went and see wat was happening then they told me what has happen and i quickly translate..hahahahahha…
Luckily..nothing happenn..i was just in time..
1) Name the award won by “Out of Order” at the Laurence Olivier Award?
- Laurence Olivier Award as Best New Comedy
2) Tell us the name of the actress who plays the “Jane Worthington”?
- Jolana Lee
Share with us your funniest comedy moment in less than 150 words.
5 years back..i was renting a room in this Malay lady house who only know how to speak Malay…
One day,one of the tenant move out..then the lady ask me to write a cardboard for “ROOM TO LET”..
the following day..a white man came,hoping to see the room…but the man only speak English…i was not at home at that time…
Then the man ask the lady bout the room by pointing at the cardboard…so the lady know and said “oooo..mau sewa bilik??ok ok..ikut saya…(ooo..u wanna rent the room..okok follow me)
then the man saw the room and said okok..i will take this room…the lady heard okay and knew that the guy wanted the room and wanted to ask for deposit…
so the lady said “duit”,”duit”…(money…money)the white man replied..”DO IT??!NOWW!!???”
then the lady said yaya..then the white man started to strip then the lady in shock quickly yell “TTOOOOLLOOONNNGGGG”!!!(HELLPPP!!)
then the white man replied nono..it not tooo long…only 6 inches….
hahahahahahahha…as i was entering the house i heard all the screaming and quickly went and see wat was happening then they told me what has happen and i quickly translate..hahahahahha…
Luckily..nothing happenn..i was just in time..
1) Name the award won by “Out of Order” at the Laurence Olivier Award?
Answer: Laurence Olivier Award as Best New Comedy
2) Tell us the name of the actress who plays the “Jane Worthington”
Answer: Jolana Lee
Share with us your funniest comedy moment in less than 150 words.
This was happened few years back.
On that day, I am having a group discussion for assignment.
I had been arguing a point with one of my group member.
Then the leader trying to interrupt and solve the conflict. The leader told me “If you try to put yourself into her shoe, then you will understand the situation.”
I was thinking “what? put me into her shoe? What the hell you trying to say?”
Then i replied to the leader “Do you think i am small enough to fit into her shoe?”
Suddenly all members laughing at me, I was stunned at the moment. My face and ears turn red. But no one told me what is happening.
After I back to home, i tried to look up for the phrase in google. Then only i realised how embarrassing am i at that moment.
After that incident, they given me a nick name “man in shoe”.
1) Name the award won by “Out of Order” at the Laurence Olivier Award?
Laurence Olivier Award as Best New Comedy
2) Tell us the name of the actress who plays the “Jane Worthington”
Jolana Lee
Share with us your funniest comedy moment in less than 150 words.
I still remember this funniest moment was took place during my last year birthday celebration.
In order to show a token of appreciation to my mum for bringing me to this wonderful place for 21 years, I decided to say my very first “I love you” to my mum. In turn, mum naturally replied me ” I love you too.” And, out of a sudden, my youngest sister who has totally spoiled the warmest and sweetest moment by just telling ” jie( which mean sister in mandarin), I love you too…much!!!!”
1) Name the award won by “Out of Order” at the Laurence Olivier Award?
Answer: Laurence Olivier Award as Best New Comedy
2) Tell us the name of the actress who plays the “Jane Worthington”?
Answer: Jolana Lee
Share with us your funniest comedy moment in less than 150 words.
This was happened few years back.
On that day, I was having a group discussion on assignment.
I was arguing a point with one of my group member.
Then the leader tried to solve the conflict. He told me “If you try to put yourself into her shoe, then you will understand the situation.”
I was thinking “what? put myself into her shoe? what are you trying to say?”
Then i replied to the leader “Do you think I am small enough to fit into her shoe?”
Suddenly, all members laugh at me. My face and ears turned red. I don’t know what is happening and no one explain to me.
I back to home and tried to look up for that phase in google. By that time, I realized how embarrassing am i at that moment.
After that incident, I had been given a nickname “Man in Shoe”.
Dearest Sir/Madam,
Answers:-
1.)Laurence Olivier Award for Best New Comedy
(presented by The Society of London Theatre).
2.)Jolana Lee
Funniest Comedy Moment:-
Jack wakes up with a horrible hangover and a throbbing black eye. The first thing he sees is a single rose on the side table and a note from his wife: “Dear, breakfast is made. I’ve gone shopping to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you!”
He stumbles to the kitchen and, sure enough, there’s breakfast. “Joe,” he says to his son, “what happened last night?”
“You came home soused and got that black eye tripping over a chair.”
“So, why the rose, breakfast, and sweet note from your mother?”
“Oh, that. Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take off your clothes, you screamed, ‘Leave me alone, I’m married!’”
Thank you.
Regards,
Saraswathy a/p S Suppiah
Dearest Sir/Madam,
Answers:-
1.)Laurence Olivier Award for Best New Comedy
(presented by The Society of London Theatre).
2.)Jolana Lee
Funniest Comedy Moment:-
A duck walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, “Do you have any grapes”?
The bartender says, “No we only sell beer here”. The duck leaves.
The next day the duck walks back into the bar and asks the bartender, “Do you have any grapes”?
The bartender says, “No I told you we only sell beer, and if you ask me again I’m going to nail your beak to the bar.” So the duck leaves.
The next day the duck walks back into the bar, and asks the bartender “Do you have any nails”? The bartender says “no”.
The duck asks “Do you have any grapes”?
Thank you.
Regards,
Saraswathy a/p S Suppiah
Dearest Sir/Madam,
Answers:-
1.) Laurence Olivier Award for Best New Comedy
(presented by The Society of London Theatre).
2.) Jolana Lee
Funniest Comedy Moment:-
When a woman called 999 complaining of difficulty breathing, my husband, Jaya, and his partner—both Emergency Medical Technicians (EMTs)—rushed to her home. Jaya placed a sensor on her finger to measure her pulse and blood oxygen. Then he began to gather her information. “What’s your age?” he asked.
“Fifty-eight,” answered the patient, eyeing the beeping device on her finger. “What does that do?”
“It’s a lie detector,” said Jaya with a straight face. “Now, what did you say your age was?”
“Sixty-seven,” answered the woman sheepishly.
Thank you.
Regards,
Saraswathy a/p S Suppiah
1)Name the award won by “Out of Order” at the Laurence Olivier Award?
Answer: Best New Comedy in 1991
2) Tell us the name of the actress who plays the “Jane Worthington”?
Answer: Jolana Lee
Share with us your funniest comedy moment in less than 150 words.
Last summer, I was on holiday with my friend in Amsterdam, a city renowned for its liberal in “soft drugs”.
One fine day, we went to a famous tall glass building but unfortunately, it was close. So what we did was, we breathe onto the glass to create a fog surface and then wipe it off to have a clearer view of the inside. We then leaned our cheeks on the surface of the glass and look into the inside upper portion of the building.
Suddenly, a passerby stopover and asked “Do you guys need help?” We were puzzled and gently replied, “We’re alright.” The passerby paused awhile and left.
We soon came to realize that we’re in Amsterdam, the passerby must have thought we were really “High” on “Soft Drugs”. We imagined ourselves as the passerby looking at us which we then have the laughter of our lives.
1) Name the award won by “Out of Order” at the Laurence Olivier Award?
Best New Comedy in 1991
2) Tell us the name of the actress who plays the “Jane Worthington”?
Jolana Lee
Share with us your funniest comedy moment in less than 150 words.
Recently, my friends and I went to a restaurant at Venice. This restaurant is unique for their well-decorated ceiling with bras from tourists around the world as souvenirs. After we had finished our food, one of the waitress approached me and asked whether I am willing to offer my bra to add to their collection. I replied, “I would love to but I didn’t bring any bra with me at the moment”. Then one of my friend was stunned and said,” Huh, you’re not wearing any bra now?” and looked straight at my breast and so did all my guy friends. With much frustration and embarrassment I shouted, “I’m wearing a bra!” Suddenly, there was a total silence in the restaurant and everyone was looking at me. Immediately bursts of laughter filled the air. That would be my last visit there and, no, I did not offer my bra.
Last year my friends and I went to Venice for holiday and there is this famous restaurant that we must try. It is not only famous for the food but the decorations as well. Their ceiling is well-decorated with bras from tourists around the world. When we are finished with our food, one of the waitress
1) Name the award won by “Out of Order” at the Laurence Olivier Award?
Best New Comedy in 1991
2) Tell us the name of the actress who plays the “Jane Worthington”?
Jolana Lee
Share with us your funniest comedy moment in less than 150 words.
Recently, my friends and I went to a restaurant at Venice. This restaurant is unique for their well-decorated ceiling with bras from tourists around the world as souvenirs. After we had finished our food, one of the waitress approached me and asked whether I am willing to offer my bra to add to their collection. I replied, “I would love to but I didn’t bring any bra with me at the moment”. Then one of my friend was stunned and said,” Huh, you’re not wearing any bra now?” and looked straight at my breast and so did all my guy friends. With much frustration and embarrassment I shouted, “I’m wearing a bra!” Suddenly, there was a total silence in the restaurant and everyone was looking at me. Immediately bursts of laughter filled the air. That would be my last visit there and, no, I did not offer my bra.
1. Best New Comedy
2. Jolana Lee
3. Can you imagine my horror when after the initial euphoria of being appointed an unofficial local guide to take the host of a foreign travel programme around town,when you least expect it,he gets all excited,waves his hands in the air,whoops with joy,and quick as lightning leads the camera crew towards a fruit vendor.
Gives it a quick rub on his sleeve,takes a huge bite of an entire MANGOSTEEN with utmost relish,bitter,sappy,soggy skin and all.I suppose he thought one could consume it like you do an apple.The local trishawmen thought he was mad.I think he misconstrued their peals of laughter for applause.
1. Best New Comedy
2. Jolana Lee
3. Can you imagine my horror when I was acting as the unofficial local guide to the host of a foreign travel show,he got all excited,waved his hands in his air,pointed his crew towards the direction of a fruit vendor where a pile of Mangosteens lay and proceeded to take a huge bite out of one like it were an apple?
The local trishawmen watched in wide eyed wonder as he consumed it skin,sap and all.He misconstrued their peals of laughter for applause!